Plush Prick

Item Dimensions LxWxH	10.2 x 10.2 x 30.5 Centimeters
Net Quantity	1.00 count
Generic Name	cactus toy

The Plush Prick – Talking Cactus Toy for Desk & Gifting is part office distraction, part serotonin dispenser. It sings, it dances, it mocks your every word in the funniest voice imaginable—and yes, it even lights up while doing it.

Designed with soft, skin-friendly plush and a rechargeable battery, this little green goofball turns any boring desk, awkward meeting, or moody Monday into a dance party.

Whether you’re gifting a chaos-loving colleague or just need something that talks back without HR involvement, Plush Prick delivers. Safe, silly, and slightly unhinged—it’s your new favorite desk plant. No watering required, just good vibes.